Wabbeptetti is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental cow.

Wabbeptetti created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Wabbeptetti, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wabbeptetti, he will ignore you.

Wabbeptetti's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wabbeptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Put Wabbeptetti first in all things.