Zangarcit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating octopus.

Zangarcit created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangarcit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zangarcit, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zangarcit's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zangarcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Zangarcit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.