Gatratgum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Gatratgum created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatratgum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gatratgum, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gatratgum's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gatratgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gatratgum.

5. Never record signs.