Bodrotsig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast hummingbird.

Bodrotsig created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodrotsig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodrotsig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bodrotsig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bodrotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not fashion tools from iron.