Watrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody mink.

Watrull created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watrull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Watrull, it will turn you into a puffin.

Watrull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Watrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing mauve hats and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.

3. You must love Watrull.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.