Rulgodtik is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid shark.

Rulgodtik created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgodtik, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulgodtik, it will turn you into a rat.

Rulgodtik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rulgodtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Always wash your legs before prayer.