Flamtailpagnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, resourceful ant.

Flamtailpagnarl created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flamtailpagnarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flamtailpagnarl, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flamtailpagnarl's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flamtailpagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Do not name children after cats.

3. Never hop in summer.

4. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

5. Always take life seriously.