Kingebfum is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust snail.

Kingebfum created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kingebfum, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kingebfum, she will turn you into a dog.

Kingebfum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kingebfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Kingebfum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Kingebfum loves pigs, so they must be honoured.