Nadwipmon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing rhinoceros.

Nadwipmon created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadwipmon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadwipmon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nadwipmon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nadwipmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with pigs.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.