Wadsterwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, caring dolphin.

Wadsterwon created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadsterwon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadsterwon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Wadsterwon's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wadsterwon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Wadsterwon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.