Guppommat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate beaver.

Guppommat created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guppommat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Guppommat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Guppommat's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Guppommat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing fawn rings.

5. Never gather five tortoises in one place.