Tantanjatzag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful spider.

Tantanjatzag created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tantanjatzag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tantanjatzag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tantanjatzag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tantanjatzag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four otters approach from the north.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing white ear rings.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.