Nakyamsit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless goat.

Nakyamsit created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nakyamsit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nakyamsit, he will not care at all.

Nakyamsit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nakyamsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never adorn your feet with black markings.