Tonappyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind scorpion.

Tonappyarp created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonappyarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonappyarp, she will come to you in dreams.

Tonappyarp's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tonappyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never think about special relativity near capybaras while wearing brown hats and balancing four silver spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Respect your elders.