Litingquafran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome centaur.

Litingquafran created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litingquafran, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litingquafran, he will laugh at you.

Litingquafran's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Litingquafran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Litingquafran first in all things.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never speak aloud of names.