Limmapcim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent goat.

Limmapcim created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limmapcim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Limmapcim, she will turn you into a snail.

Limmapcim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Limmapcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not take Limmapcim's name in vain.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.