Dabdusskip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable clam.

Dabdusskip created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabdusskip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dabdusskip, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dabdusskip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dabdusskip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never cross mountains at midday.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Always obey Dabdusskip's priests.

5. Do not drink alcohol.