Rutten Flowfetlip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable wyvern.

Rutten Flowfetlip created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutten Flowfetlip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rutten Flowfetlip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rutten Flowfetlip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rutten Flowfetlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.