Hinfodlop is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, strong troll.

Hinfodlop created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfodlop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinfodlop, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hinfodlop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hinfodlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five nematodes in one place.

2. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

3. Worship no other gods but Hinfodlop.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Do not resist fate.