Hintamrig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unfair eagle.

Hintamrig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hintamrig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hintamrig, he will turn you into a slug.

Hintamrig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hintamrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hintamrig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the west.