Stanyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak weasel.

Stanyog created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanyog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stanyog, it will come to you in dreams.

Stanyog's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry birds.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not place nuts upon stone.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.