Jatbengess is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind mouse.

Jatbengess created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbengess, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jatbengess, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Jatbengess' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jatbengess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not wear shoes marked with yellow.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Jatbengess in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Jatbengess must be the most important thing in your life.