Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow hyena.

Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lamafgemnatmegyarl Nurkantarpidhapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow hamsters to witness sacred rites.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear scarves marked with cyan.