Tettidantetti is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing mole.

Tettidantetti created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettidantetti, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tettidantetti, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tettidantetti's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tettidantetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas on holy days.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat turnips.