Witcubcib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm bat.

Witcubcib created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Witcubcib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Witcubcib, she will be very unhappy.

Witcubcib's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Witcubcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never allow goats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Always share limes with strangers, but never with ducks.