Bagpopxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, vain whale.

Bagpopxin created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagpopxin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bagpopxin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bagpopxin's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bagpopxin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bagpopxin.

2. Always remove rings before entering holy places.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bagpopxin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never chant while facing north.