Wigbudquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient wyvern.

Wigbudquag created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigbudquag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigbudquag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Wigbudquag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wigbudquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your legs with yellow markings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never talk about seals.