Quillrotquat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional squirrel.

Quillrotquat created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Quillrotquat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillrotquat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Quillrotquat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Quillrotquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not resist chaos.