Didjencib Bagbassgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable deer.

Didjencib Bagbassgeb created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didjencib Bagbassgeb, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Didjencib Bagbassgeb, she will destroy your home solar system.

Didjencib Bagbassgeb's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Didjencib Bagbassgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to eagles while wearing gray shorts.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didjencib Bagbassgeb.

4. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

5. Never talk about black holes.