Godflablak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, self-assured butterfly.

Godflablak created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godflablak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Godflablak, she will turn you into a snail.

Godflablak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Godflablak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Never point your head toward the south during prayer.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Godflablak in the centre of the settlement.