Flanrowstip is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic weasel.

Flanrowstip created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanrowstip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flanrowstip, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flanrowstip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flanrowstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your legs before prayer.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.