Santabpib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonest duck.

Santabpib created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Santabpib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Santabpib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Santabpib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Santabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Pray only in darkness.