Rathunnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful tortoise.

Rathunnurt created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rathunnurt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rathunnurt, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rathunnurt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rathunnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing turquoise rings and balancing eight silicon spheres on your face.

2. Do not prepare spinach while wearing coats.

3. Never leap in autumn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured eagles.