Sterpadhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying dingo.

Sterpadhiv created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterpadhiv, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterpadhiv, it will laugh at you.

Sterpadhiv's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sterpadhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never think about dark matter near mice while wearing orange stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your head.