Nillbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing chinchilla.

Nillbass created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillbass, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nillbass, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nillbass' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nillbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nillbass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.