Busnullsis is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind dugong.

Busnullsis created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Busnullsis, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Busnullsis, it will laugh at you.

Busnullsis' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Busnullsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Never remain kneeling at dusk.