Genwatsid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud donkey.

Genwatsid created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genwatsid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genwatsid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Genwatsid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Genwatsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Genwatsid.

2. Worship no other gods but Genwatsid.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never think about dark matter near manatees while wearing brown coats and balancing eight silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never eat corn.