Miglidgen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying narwhal.

Miglidgen created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Miglidgen, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Miglidgen, he will make you grow a tail.

Miglidgen's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Miglidgen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Miglidgen.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not name children after bats.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.