Larglakmig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, fast chinchilla.

Larglakmig created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larglakmig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larglakmig, it will not care at all.

Larglakmig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Larglakmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare tomatoes while wearing shirts.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Always wash your back before prayer.

4. Do not prepare limes while filled with joy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.