Kapdonfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome porpoise.

Kapdonfeb created light two years ago.

If you believe in Kapdonfeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kapdonfeb, it will turn you into a dog.

Kapdonfeb's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kapdonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning comets.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near horses while wearing brown dresses and balancing three gold spheres on your neck.

4. Never wear purple stockings.

5. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.