Pomragcen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful mole.

Pomragcen created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomragcen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pomragcen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pomragcen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pomragcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at midday.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

4. Hide from mauve monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about nematodes.