Bimvonjin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient duck.

Bimvonjin created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Bimvonjin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimvonjin, he will think nothing of it.

Bimvonjin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bimvonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

2. Worship no other gods but Bimvonjin.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.