Farvincan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident shrew.

Farvincan created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Farvincan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Farvincan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Farvincan's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Farvincan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Farvincan.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farvincan.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Do not resist balance.