Farnfuddab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane clam.

Farnfuddab created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farnfuddab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farnfuddab, it will turn you into a sheep.

Farnfuddab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Farnfuddab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with sharks.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnfuddab.