Flystafnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, able hyena.

Flystafnan created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flystafnan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flystafnan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Flystafnan's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flystafnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing pink trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your face.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Flystafnan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Always wear plain coats during rituals.