Komingbegnartpig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain naga.

Komingbegnartpig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komingbegnartpig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komingbegnartpig, she will be very sad.

Komingbegnartpig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Komingbegnartpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mark doors with green.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.