Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm lobster.

Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut, it will turn you into a dog.

Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dibbancutwontadmapgubcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt sheep.