Row is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair dog.

Row created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Row, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Row, she will turn you into a hamster.

Row's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Row's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never prepare carrots during autumn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about pigs.