Cedzendoss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, conceited wren.

Cedzendoss created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedzendoss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedzendoss, he will come to you in dreams.

Cedzendoss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cedzendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. You must love Cedzendoss.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Never paint your chest pink.