Flanditsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind spider.

Flanditsaw created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanditsaw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanditsaw, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flanditsaw's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flanditsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Never talk about sheep.